<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?><rss version="1.0"><channel><title>Diary of DrVertika kulshrestha</title><link>http://vertika.rediffiland.com/</link><description>Diary of DrVertika kulshrestha</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>naming the new born</title><description><![CDATA[<DIV> </DIV><DIV><BR></DIV><STRONG><FONT face="comic sans ms" color=#7f007f size=5><A href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/surat_tulips/join" target=_blank rel=nofollow _>A BIHARI WAS WORKING IN MUMBAI, AND DID NOT MEET HIS <BR><BR></A></FONT></STRONG><FONT style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,102)" face="comic sans ms" color=#7f007f size=5><STRONG><A href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/surat_tulips/join" target=_blank rel=nofollow _>wife for four (4) years while his wife was in Patna ( Bihar). <BR><BR>At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his<BR>colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son. <BR><BR>His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this "Happy<BR>event" happened when he had not seen his wife for four years... <BR><BR>The man said it is common in Bihar that neighbours take care of the <BR>wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.<BR><BR>The colleagues asked him, "What name will you give to the son?" <BR><BR>The man explained, "If its the second neighbour who has taken <BR>care,then the name would be "DWIVEDI"; <BR><BR>If it is the third neighbour then it would<BR>be "TRIVEDI",<BR><BR>If it is the fourth neighbour then it <BR>would be "CHATURVEDI";<BR><BR>If its the fifth neighbour then it would <BR>be "PANDEY"... <BR><BR>After listening to this, questions followed.<BR><BR>What if it is a mixture of neighbours?<BR>"Then the boy would be named "MISHRA"... <BR><BR>And what if the wife is too shy to tell <BR>the name of the neighbour? <BR>Then it would be "SHARMA"...<BR><BR>But what if she refuses to divulge the<BR>name of the neighbour?<BR>Then the name of the child would be "GUPTA"... <BR><BR>If she does not remember the name then? <BR>"It is YAAD-AV"<BR><BR>But who knows whether the child resulted<BR>from a rape?<BR>Then it will be named "DOSHI"...<BR><BR>Finally, if the child happened because <BR>of wife's burning desire?<BR>Then he will be named "JOSHI"... <BR><BR>And if the whole country had made efforts<BR>for the happy arrival?....<BR>"DESHPANDEY."</A></STRONG></FONT>]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2006 15:37:59 +0530</pubDate><link>http://vertika.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/10/14/naming-the-new.html</link></item><item><title>deadly pj</title><description><![CDATA[<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Ek baar ki baat hai...... <BR>Chantu aur Bantu khandala jaa rahe hote hain!!!! <BR>unki caar kharab ho jaati hai..... <BR>wo dono car wahiin chordh ker paidal chal padte hain!!!! <BR><BR><BR>Raste mei ek surang aati hai.... <BR>chantu darr jaata hai...per bantu kehta hai..mai paar karke dikhaunga.... <BR>Per DUE TO UNAVAILABLITY OF TORCH....Bantu har baar takra kar wapas aa jaata hai.... <BR>Tabhi chantu apnii jeb se DUS ka note nikalta hai....apne haath ko blade se kaat ke..DUS ke note ko khoon mei bhigo leta hai...... <BR>aur aaram se surang paar kar jaata hai...~~~ <BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>abb mylord.!!! <BR>sawaal ye uthta hai.... <BR>aakhir chantu ne surang paar kar kaise lii..... <BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>batao... <BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>kya wo alladin ka bichda hua bhaiee tha............... <BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>ya fir...............nahi nahi.. <BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>chalo mai batata hun.... <BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>chantu ne surang isliye paar kalii <BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>kyuki <BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>uske paas "LAAL TEN" THAAA!!! </FONT></P><DIV><DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2></FONT></DIV></DIV><XBODY><!-- toctype = X-unknown --><!-- toctype = text --><!-- text --><!-- END TOC --><FORM name=showLetter2 action=/ym/ShowLetter?Idx=1&amp;Search=&amp;YY=53319&amp;order=down&amp;sort=date&amp;pos=0&amp;view=a&amp;head=b method=post><INPUT type=hidden value=Eb2l9WO18ko name=.crumb> <INPUT type=hidden value=2623_8105997_8075_3119_3222_0_2199_10982_2695112133 name=MsgId> <INPUT type=hidden value=Inbox name=box> <INPUT type=hidden name=MOV> <INPUT type=hidden name=NewFol> <INPUT type=hidden name=destBox> <INPUT type=hidden value="Please enter a name for your folder." name=newfoldermessage> <INPUT type=hidden name=DEL> </FORM>]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2006 15:24:20 +0530</pubDate><link>http://vertika.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/10/14/deadly.html</link></item><item><title>pappu pas ho gaya</title><description><![CDATA[*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-<BR>TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?<BR>PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!<BR>TEACHER : What are you talking about?<BR>PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !<BR>*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-<BR>TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.<BR>PAPPU : Here it is!<BR>TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?<BR>CLASS : PAPPU!<BR>*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-<BR>TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?<BR>PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"<BR>TEACHER : No, that's wrong<BR>PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!<BR>*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-<BR>TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".<BR>PAPPU : I is...<BR>TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."<BR>PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."<BR>*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-<BR>TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE? "<BR>PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same <BR>time."<BR><BR>*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-<BR>TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's <BR>Cherry<BR>tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father <BR>didn't punish<BR>him?"<BR>PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"<BR>*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-<BR>PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?<BR>FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?<BR>PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?<BR>*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-<BR>TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green <BR>and<BR>one is blue with red spots !<BR>PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that <BR>at<BR>home.<BR><BR>*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-<BR>TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before <BR>eating ?<BR>PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.<BR>*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-<BR>TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as <BR>your<BR>brother's. Did you copy his ?<BR>PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !<BR>-*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-<BR>TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people <BR>are no<BR>longer interested?<BR>PAPPU: A teacher<BR>]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 09 Oct 2006 13:55:44 +0530</pubDate><link>http://vertika.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/10/09/pappu-pas-ho.html</link></item><item><title>Steve Irwin is dead.</title><description><![CDATA[<DIV id=ygrp-msg style="FLOAT: left"><DIV id=ygrp-text><DIV align=center><TABLE style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 2.25pt solid; BORDER-TOP: windowtext 2.25pt solid; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 2.25pt solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 2.25pt solid" cellPadding=0 border=1 Table><TBODY><TR><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; WIDTH: 423.4pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none" width=565><P><STRONG><B><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=blue size=3>A LIFE-long friend of Steve Irwin today told how the Crocodile Hunter pulled a deadly stingray barb from his own chest before losing consciousness and dying. </FONT></B></STRONG><FONT color=blue></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>Friend John Stainton said he had viewed footage of his friend's last moments and the  images were  "shocking". </FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>"It's a very hard thing to watch because you're actually witnessing somebody die ... and it's terrible," he said.</FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>"It shows that Steve came over the top of the ray and the tail came up, and spiked him here (in the chest), and he pulled it out and the next minute he's gone. </FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>"That was it. The cameraman had to shut down." </FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>Irwin , 44, was filming a television program on the Great Barrier Reef off far north Queensland when the drama unfolded yesterday. </FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>Mr Stainton said Irwin's wife, Terri,</FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2> </FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>who rushed to Queensland from a holiday in Tasmania after being told of the tragedy, was putting on a brave face for the sake of her children. </FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>"I think she's being very strong," he said in Cairns , where Irwin's body has been taken.</FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>"I think for the children's sake she has to be strong because they're at a very impressionable age, as you know.</FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>"Bindi's eight and little Robert's coming up to three, so he may not totally understand, but Bindi certainly does.</FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>"She's very mindful of how she has to control her emotions to get the kids through it."</FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>Terri Irwin remained at the family home on the Sunshine Coast with her children today and Mr Stainton said she had no plans to go to Cairns . </FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>The loss of an Australian icon has made headlines around the world and sparked tributes from all walks of life, with NEWS.com.au readers among the many keen to pass on their condolences. </FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>Irwin was killed while shooting footage for a new show he was doing with Bindi.</FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>Terri would have the final say on whether film from the project was made public, the head of the US TV company that broadcasts his show said today. </FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>Film of the death has already been handed to Queensland police preparing a report for the Coroner.</FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>Billy Campbell, the president of Discovery Networks, which owns the Animal Planet channel, said talks on the footage would take place with Terri at a suitable time.</FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>"It's still too early," Mr Campbell said. "We'll have to take a look at it."</FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>Mr Campbell, who will fly to Australia for Irwin's funeral, said he would also ask Terri whether she would like Bindi's show to go ahead.</FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>"In terms of the Bindi show, a lot of that will depend on the conversations I have with Terri in a couple of days," he said.</FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>"I want to give her a few days to mourn and think through things. "We'll talk about that in due time.</FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>"Should they want to move forward, then definitely we will move forward."</FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>Irwin was killed almost instantly when the stingray stabbed him in the heart with its poisonous 20cm barb as he snorkelled off Port Douglas.</FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>He was pulled from the water by a cameraman and a crewman, put on an inflatable tender and taken to a support boat about 500m away. </FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>Crewmembers said he was barely conscious in the minutes after the sting, but died as his production team rushed him to his vessel, <EM><I><FONT face="Trebuchet MS">Croc One,</FONT></I></EM> and to a nearby island for emergency treatment. </FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>A charter dive boat crew desperately tried to revive him on the beach, but were unsuccessful and he was pronounced dead shortly afterwards by Queensland Rescue Service officers, who had flown to the area by helicopter. </FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>Irwin's body was last night flown to Cairns where  a post-mortem confirmed the cause of death.</FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>"We're not going into the detail but there's definitely no surprises. Everyone knows how he died," a police spokeswoman said.</FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>One of Irwin's contemporaries, internationally known cameraman and spearfisherman Ben Cropp, was in his own boat off Port Douglas when Irwin was killed. </FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>Mr Cropp said the stingray was spooked and went into defensive mood. </FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>"It probably felt threatened because Steve was alongside and there was the cameraman ahead, and it felt there was danger and it baulked. </FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>"It stopped and went into a defensive mode and swung its tail with the spike. </FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>"Steve unfortunately was in a bad position and copped it. </FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>"I have had that happen to me, and I can visualise it - when a ray goes into defensive, you get out of the way. </FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>"Steve was so close he could not get away, so if you can imagine it - being right beside the ray and it swinging its spine upwards from underneath Steve - and it hit him. </FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>"I have seen that sort of reaction with rays - with their tail breaking the water, such is the force." </FONT><FONT color=#003366 size=2></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#003300 size=2>Surf Lifesavers national marine stinger adviser Lisa-Ann Gershwin said there had only been 17 fatal stingray attacks worldwide. "I think it's just an extraordinary freak accident that has happened to his heart," she said. <BR><BR>"A lot of people will be afraid by this, but they need to keep in mind that this was a freak accident, it was a terrible tragedy but it is not common." <BR><BR>Dr Gershwin said stingray stings to the legs or arms were common and, while painful, were not normally considered dangerous. She said there were many different types of stingrays, with barbs on their tails up to 30cm long, and they poisoned victims with a range of toxins. </FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV></DIV></DIV>]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2006 18:57:00 +0530</pubDate><link>http://vertika.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/09/24/Steve-Irwin-is.html</link></item><item><title>Thoughts</title><description><![CDATA[ CONFIDENCE: <BR>Ones all village people decided to pray for rain. <BR>On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an <BR>umbrella that's confidence........... <BR><BR><BR>TRUST: <BR>Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby <BR>when you throw him in the air , he laughs...... <BR>because he knows you will catch him........ <BR><BR><BR>HOPE: <BR>A human being can live for <BR>40 days without water <BR>8 minutes without air <BR>but not even 1 second without hope.... <BR><BR><B>  SO ALWAYS HAVE CONFIDENCE, TRUST OTHERS AND NEVER LOSE HOPE !<BR></B><BR><XBODY><!-- toctype = X-unknown --><!-- toctype = text --><!-- text -->]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2006 18:49:24 +0530</pubDate><link>http://vertika.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/09/24/Thoughts.html</link></item><item><title>ICE</title><description><![CDATA[<DIV><P><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=2>Hi DEAR(S),</FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2></FONT></P></DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><PRE><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=2>Recently, the concept of "ICE" is catching up quickly. </FONT><FONT color=blue></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=2>It is simple, yet an important method of contact during <BR>emergency situations.</FONT></PRE></DIV><DIV><P><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=2>As cell phones are carried by majority of the population, all you need to </FONT><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=4>do </FONT><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=2>is store the number of a contact</FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2> </FONT><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=2>person or persons who should be contacted at during emergency as "ICE" (meaning In Case of Emergency).</FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2></FONT></P><PRE><FONT face="Courier New" color=maroon size=2>  </FONT><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=4>The idea was thought up by a paramedic who</FONT><FONT color=blue></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=4> found that when they went to<BR>the </FONT><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon>scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with</FONT><FONT color=blue></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=2> patients, but they</FONT><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=4> </FONT><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon>didn't know which numbers to call. </FONT><FONT color=blue></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=2>He therefore thought that it</FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=2> would be a   good idea </FONT><FONT color=blue></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=2>if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose.</FONT><FONT color=blue></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=4>Following a disaster in London , the East </FONT><FONT color=blue></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=4>Anglican Ambulance Service has</FONT><FONT color=blue></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=4>launched a national "In case of Emergency   (ICE)" campaign. </FONT><FONT color=blue></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=2>In an</FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=2> emergency situation, Emergency Services personnel and</FONT><FONT color=blue></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=2> hospital staff would then be able to quickly <BR>contact your next of kin, by simply dialing </FONT><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=4>the number </FONT><FONT color=blue></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=4>stored as "ICE".</FONT><FONT color=blue></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=2>It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind </FONT><FONT color=blue></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=2>at rest. </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=2> </FONT><FONT color=blue></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=2>For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and </FONT><FONT color=blue></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=2>ICE3 etc. A</FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue> </FONT><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=4>great </FONT><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon>idea that will make a difference!</FONT><FONT color=blue></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT face="Courier New" color=maroon size=2>    </FONT><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=4>So please forward this. It won't take too many "forwards" before everybody </FONT><FONT color=maroon>    </FONT><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=4>will know about</FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT face="Century Gothic" color=maroon size=4> this.</FONT></PRE></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV>]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2006 18:42:46 +0530</pubDate><link>http://vertika.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/09/24/ICE.html</link></item><item><title>The Donkey</title><description><![CDATA[One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. <BR><BR>He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. <BR><BR>A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. <BR>As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, <BR>everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!<U><BR><BR>MORAL :</U><BR>Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up. <BR>Remember the five simple rules to be happy: <BR><BR>1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.<BR><BR>2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.<BR><BR>3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.<BR><BR>4. Give more.<BR><BR>5. Expect less<BR><BR><BR>]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2006 18:42:42 +0530</pubDate><link>http://vertika.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/09/24/The.html</link></item><item><title>True Management Joke</title><description><![CDATA[<B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5>A Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5>cafeteria for coffee.</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5>He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5>To Kill time he decides to have fun</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5>with him.</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5>He calls him.</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5>Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5>Canteen boy smiles...</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5>Senior Manager - what are your future plans?</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5>Canteen boy keeps quiet...</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5>Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?</FONT></B> <BR>  <BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5>Canteen boy gives a cold stare.</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5>Senior Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5>nahi tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai... </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5>naam hai.........., </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5>shohrat hai........., </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5>paisa hai............</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5>Izzat Hai............., </FONT></B><BR>  <BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5>tumhare paas kya hai?</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5>Scroll down to find out his answer</FONT></B> <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4>Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki "Mere</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4>paas Maa hain" or those stupid Pj - "Mere Paas Raaj Maa Hai Types"</FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4>Just Scroll some more..............</FONT></B> <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR>  <BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=fuchsia size=5>Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut </FONT></B><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=fuchsia size=6>KAAM</FONT></B><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=fuchsia size=5> hai.... </FONT></B><BR><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=fuchsia size=5>Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently</FONT></B>]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2006 18:41:33 +0530</pubDate><link>http://vertika.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/09/24/True-Management.html</link></item><item><title>CHIKUNGUNYA FEVER</title><description><![CDATA[<BR><BR><BR>Safety Precautions for Chikungunya Fever Casualties<BR>Standard Precautions defined by the 1996 CDC guidelines should be <BR>adopted<BR>for handling patients.<BR>Mosquito control should be practiced.<BR><BR>Synopsis of Agent Properties Causative organism:<BR>(Systematic name in 1997)  Chikungunya virus<BR>Alternative names:  Buggy Creek virus<BR>Alternative disease names: None<BR><BR>ICTV Acronym CHIKV<BR>Properties: Family: Togaviridae<BR>Genus: Alphavirus<BR>A positive-sense, single-stranded RNA virus.<BR>Click here for a detailed description of Alphaviruses<BR>Vector involvement: The disease is spread by culicine mosquitoes.<BR><BR><BR><BR>Key Diagnostic Tests.<BR>Sudden severe headache, chills, fever, joint and muscle pain are the<BR>commonest symptoms.<BR><BR>Detection of antigens or antibody to the agent in the blood (serology)<BR>ELISA is available<BR>An IgM capture ELISA is necessary to distinguish the disease from <BR>dengue<BR>fever.<BR>Differential Diagnosis<BR>Other disease or conditions that need to be eliminated<BR>Other infectious diseases Other problems<BR>Dengue fever<BR>None<BR><BR><BR>Symptoms and effects.<BR><BR>After an incubation period of 3-12 days there is a sudden onset of <BR>flu-like<BR>symptoms including a severe headache, chills, fever (&gt;40°C,104°F), <BR>joint<BR>pain, nausea and vomiting. The joints of the extermities in particular<BR>become swollen and painful to the touch. A rash may sometimes occur.<BR>Hemorrhage is rare and all but a few patients recover within 3-5 days. <BR>Some<BR>can suffer for joint pain for months. Children may display neurological<BR>symptoms.<BR><BR><BR><BR>Medical and Physical Countermeasures.<BR><BR>Vaccination (Immunoprophylaxis)<BR><BR>A vaccine is not available.<BR><BR>Specific Therapy<BR><BR>No specific therapies are available.<BR><BR>Supportive care<BR><BR>Symptoms are treated, e.g. with analgesics and anticonvulsants.<BR><BR>Decontamination The virus is killed by common disinfectants, moist heat <BR>and<BR>drying. The vector (a mosquito) also needs to be controlled with<BR>insecticides.<BR><BR>Agent Properties and Potential Uses<BR><BR>Chikungunya virus is highly infective and disabling but is not<BR>transmissible between people. It would most likely be dispensed as an<BR>aerosol or by the release of infected mosquitos. The disabling joint <BR>pain<BR>and fever, the lack of a suitable animal reservoir in Western countries <BR>and<BR>its lack of lethality make it a very "clean" weapon that could be used<BR>against key civilian installations. The name comes from the Swahili for<BR>"that which bends up" that is a reference to the positions that victims<BR>take to relieve the joint pain.<BR>]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2006 18:36:27 +0530</pubDate><link>http://vertika.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/09/24/CHIKUNGUNYA.html</link></item><item><title>Microsoft</title><description><![CDATA[ A Jobless man applied for the position  of "office boy" at Microsoft.<BR>&gt;<BR>&gt; The HR manager interviewed  him then watched him cleaning the floor <BR>as a<BR>&gt; test.<BR>&gt;<BR>&gt; "You are  employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll <BR>send <BR>&gt; you<BR>&gt; the  application to fill in, as well as date when you may<BR>&gt; start".<BR>&gt;<BR>&gt; The man  replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email". <BR>"I'm<BR>&gt; sorry",  said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that  means <BR>you<BR>&gt; do not  exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."<BR>&gt;<BR>&gt; The man left  with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with <BR>only <BR>&gt; $10<BR>&gt; in his pocket. He  then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a  <BR>10Kg<BR>&gt; tomato crate. He then  sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In <BR>less<BR>&gt; than two hours,  he succeeded to double his capital. He  repeated the<BR>&gt; operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized <BR>that <BR>&gt; he<BR>&gt; can survive by this way,  and started to go everyday earlier, and <BR>return<BR>&gt; late. Thus, his money  doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he <BR>bought a<BR>&gt; cart, then a truck, and  then he had  his own fleet of delivery <BR>vehicles. <BR>&gt; 5<BR>&gt; years later,  the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. <BR>He<BR>&gt; started to plan his  family's future, and decided to have a life <BR>&gt; insurance.<BR>&gt; He called an  insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the<BR>&gt; conversation  was concluded the broker asked him his email.<BR>&gt;<BR>&gt; The man replied, "I don't  have an email."<BR>&gt;<BR>&gt; The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email,  and yet <BR>have<BR>&gt; succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could  have <BR>been <BR>&gt; if<BR>&gt; you had an e mail?!!"<BR>&gt;<BR>&gt; The man thought for a  while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy <BR>at<BR>&gt; Microsoft!"<BR>&gt;<BR>&gt; Moral of the story :<BR>&gt; M1 - Internet is not  the solution to your life.<BR>&gt; M2 - If you don't have internet, and work  hard, you can be a <BR>millionaire.<BR>&gt; M3 - If you received this message by  email, you are closer to being <BR>an<BR>&gt; office boy/girl, than a millionaire...<BR>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:22:26 +0530</pubDate><link>http://vertika.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/09/22/Microsoft.html</link></item></channel></rss>