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Wednesday 20 August, 2008
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 A Jobless man applied for the position  of "office boy" at Microsoft.
>
> The HR manager interviewed  him then watched him cleaning the floor
as a
> test.
>
> "You are  employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll
send
> you
> the  application to fill in, as well as date when you may
> start".
>
> The man  replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email".
"I'm
> sorry",  said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that  means
you
> do not  exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
>
> The man left  with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with
only
> $10
> in his pocket. He  then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 
10Kg
> tomato crate. He then  sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In
less
> than two hours,  he succeeded to double his capital. He  repeated the
> operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized
that
> he
> can survive by this way,  and started to go everyday earlier, and
return
> late. Thus, his money  doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he
bought a
> cart, then a truck, and  then he had  his own fleet of delivery
vehicles.
> 5
> years later,  the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.
He
> started to plan his  family's future, and decided to have a life
> insurance.
> He called an  insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the
> conversation  was concluded the broker asked him his email.
>
> The man replied, "I don't  have an email."
>
> The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email,  and yet
have
> succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could  have
been
> if
> you had an e mail?!!"
>
> The man thought for a  while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy
at
> Microsoft!"
>
> Moral of the story :
> M1 - Internet is not  the solution to your life.
> M2 - If you don't have internet, and work  hard, you can be a
millionaire.
> M3 - If you received this message by  email, you are closer to being
an
> office boy/girl, than a millionaire...

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